June 2012
wizcoylifa:
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via razorshapes)
japanese vs finnish
st-chair:
Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love
Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
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“When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither...”
– Nowhere Fast - The Smiths (via su3dehead)
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Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict?
Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.
Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it?
Effy Stonem: It's everywhere.
Madame Deluca: My dear girl, I'm not sure I understand.
Effy Stonem: Its conceptual. You just can't see it.
Madame Deluca: Your saying you haven't done it?
Effy Stonem: No I'm saying you can't see it.
